Mark’s sorta kinda wannabe resume

I am an 8th generation native New Yorker. Eight on my Mother’s side in Manhattan, seven on my Father’s side in Brooklyn. I was born in Queens, where LaGuardia Airport was my playground, and now live on the Upper East Side of Manhattan with my Pet Rock Bullwinkle 

and over 25 plant children  

I’ve never written a formal resume, but here are some of the things I’ve done for fun, or to pay the bills:

Vacuum cleaner dis-assembler at age 5, photographer at the 1964 World’s Fair at age 6, solo operation of a ski resort's concession stand around 15 or 16, apprenticeship in a woodworking/cabinetmaking shop, machine builder, machinist, tool and die maker, sheet metal mechanic, QC inspector, QC manager, project manager for robotics manufacturer, aerobics instructor, personal fitness instructor, racquetball and squash teacher, record store owner, partner in wholesale distribution to record stores, IT/Technology consultant for 40+ years, Table Tennis coach, social media strategist, craft beer populist and website listings creator, tea aficionado and tour guide, director of photography, photographer, videographer, filmmaker and Steadicam operator, editor, Sous Vide cook and advocate.

I've been around a couple of blocks a couple of times and have always had fun doing it. Still am :)

I’m honest, detail orientated, quick learning, precise, observant, persistent, carefully quick, adaptable and I can have fun while being serious. I can lead, work on my own, delegate, follow and play well with others. I’ve continued my reputation of being a problem child. My forte is problem anticipation, avoidance and if I didn't get there early enough, solving. I cannot write computer code.

My only fear in life is: No fork in my take-out food.

Mark Goldberg